wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(Source: lysergicyugen)

(Reblogged from whenthewolfroars)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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wordsofdiana:

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

Hey! That’s not how they’re born, that’s just how we find them, in our maple syrup buckets. No one knows how the fuck they’re born.

wordsofdiana:

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

Hey! That’s not how they’re born, that’s just how we find them, in our maple syrup buckets. No one knows how the fuck they’re born.

(Reblogged from whenthewolfroars)

castielcampbell:

summershadowtwin:

fuckshitasscunt:

Science fails to recognize the single most potent element of human existence 

There is no spoon

there is no scientist

(Source: lospaziobianco)

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isfallout4outyet:

Day 736: Fallout 4 still isn’t out yet.

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reapereverdeen:

And He asked him, “What is thy name?” And he answered, saying, "My name is Legion: for we are many." 

(Source: agenteverdeen)

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dabuschckah:

Alright, I think the game is almost where I want it to be! (unedited) Thanks ED-E, you’re a pal

dabuschckah:

Alright, I think the game is almost where I want it to be! (unedited) Thanks ED-E, you’re a pal

(Reblogged from dabuschckah)

isfallout4outyet:

Day 735: Fallout 4 still isn’t out yet.

(Reblogged from isfallout4outyet)

millie-tant:

Dear Americans,

Please stop using Daily Mail articles. Stop citing them as sources. Just stop.

Its cool, you don’t know these things. That’s alright. But seriously listen for a sec.

The Daily Mail is Fox News. Its Fox News on a bad day. Every story is exaggerated, sensationalised, or downright made up. 

It is not a newspaper that gives unbiased storylines. It is not a newspaper that gives accurate statistics. The Daily Mail lies.

Thanks,

The entirety of the United Kingdom

(Reblogged from acrylicpotatoes)

buggyeyes:

fatanarchy:

Good luck affording a place to live. Forget being able to fucking eat “healthy” like you’re “supposed to” (aka, morally obligated to).

We call my homestate taxachusetts for a reason. Y’all wondering why I’m poor and homeless with my husband, there you go. There’s one reason right there.

(Reblogged from mrsanderspolis)